Burgler

I woke up from the sound of glass shattering. Then there were some bumping noises like someone was bumping on the furniture. Some part of me wanted to go and see what was there, but the other part ordered me to take my pillow, blanket, and phone and lock myself in the bathroom. I have seen too many movies and knew which was the right choice. I didn't possess anything worth my life. So, five minutes later I was in my bathroom on the phone with a friend of mine. He arrived one terribly long half an hour later only to inform me that my dog had tried to taste my newly made jam and broken most of the jars, scaring himself out of the room. We laughed, we had some tea and talked about some more crazy and funny episodes involving dogs.